Happy Day of Resurrection

Today, Our Lord the Savior shall rise from the realm of the ordinary, upon the bench, and shall re-take his post as Lord of Dominance. Our Lord the Savior shall take the mound, and demonstrate the art of perfection to all that disbelieve. That's right, today is Joba's first start of the year. Through 2 innings so far he's thrown 23 pitches(16 strikes/7 balls). No runs, no hits, no walks. And he's already struck out two. Don't think it's any coincidence that the day Joba returns to his place in the universe is also the day that the savior of some other religion supposedly returned to his place in the universe. Here's to Lord 6 Pound 8 Ounce Baby Joba.