God, I wish this were true...

Impacto Deportivo reports that the Yanks are trading Alex Rodriguez to Seattle for Adrian Beltre. THe aricle says the trade is "grande y complicado" (big and complicated). I am about 99.9% sure this isn't true, but if it were....I'd be stoked. I'm not a big Beltre fan, but I want A-Rod out of New York. Imagine if we made a Ichiro-Beltre for A-Rod swap, God that would be great. Anyways, Impacto Deportivo is known for just making stuff up(Like when they said the Yanks were going to sign Manny...), so don't read too much into this. It's just funny entertainment. By the way, the link is in Spanish.