BREAKING NEWS!

The Yankees signed, highly sought-after, future hall of famer, free agent catcher Kevin Cash to a minor league deal which will pay him $700,000 if he reaches the majors. Okay, so get rid of all those adjectives before free agent catcher. Cash will basically be the Chad Moeller of 2009. Cash was a Red Sock in 08, and he was the catcher for Tim Wakefield. Let's hope the Sox can't find a replacement that can catch Wake's knuckler.